Reason # 367 why I don’t drink while gaming….

Despite many rude responses (especially in the first months) over the several hundred approaches that I’ve done, I’ve never directly insulted a girl in the field. That changed this past weekend when I encountered Chupracabra, the Cockblocking Cougar from Hell in Vegas this weekend.

We are at the Playboy club at the Palms Sat. night and my wing opens a 2 set of cougars that looked like they were really hot back in the day. So was “Who Let The Dogs Out?” but I’m sure the Baha Men don’t walk around today like they’re Kanye fucking West. Anyway he’s in pretty deep with one and needs a wing. Our non-PUA friend tries to occupy the obstacle. She’s rude. Another friend tries. Rude again. These guys are both good-looking, socially intelligent guys but the Cockblock from Hell is not only treating them like they are telemarketing Astroglyde to her but she’s also being difficult with my wing and his target. My turn. I walk in to the 3 of them and say hello. She turns backturns and runs away. I come back 15 minutes later as she’s once again attempting to cockblock and I say “You know I thought I was still watching the Olympics the way you sprinted away a minute ago.” She doesn’t say anything and backturns me again. Ordinarily I would walk away and think about what I did wrong while letting the obstacle wallow in her own misery and the realization that this far past her expiration date all she has to look forward to is a lifetime of being treated like the fat kid on the playground during kickball tryouts. But this is Vegas and that means I’ve had a few drinks. So I get myself another, walk towards another set to open and make a brief stop to this walking yeast infection and say…………”So…..how do you dye just the roots of your hair?”

I walk away with a self-satisfied grin. I know I just blew the set for my wing but it had to be done (sorry man). So ladies….just so you know. Underneath this arrogant, sarcastic, cocky exterior is a sweet, caring, affectionate, wonderful guy. But underneath that is a COMPLETE FUCKING PRICK!

Until next time…..
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