I can't make this stuff up......

A girl I went on a date with a few weeks ago just asked me out on a 2nd date.....to Medieval Times. Apparently Chuck E. Cheese's was booked.

For those who live outside of the Orange County, Medieval Times is where OC parents take their bratty 10 year olds on their birthdays to watch failed commercial actors joust and sword fight in between bumps of cocaine while suburban families eat chicken with their hands and try to forget that they live in Buena Park. Oh and there's no alcohol.

Needless to say, I'll be declining her invite...

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I'm having a relapse

I get these panic attacks / pop a Xanex relax
Trying to stick my fuckin’ dick inside a mannequin’s ass

Ah with those immortal words my favorite rapper of all time returned after a 5 year absence. And so inspired by those words and my resurgent interest into all things vagina, I’ve decided to reboot my blog.

I’ve had an interesting 8 months since my last post. I was laid off in Dec. and remain unemployed. My persistent health problems got significantly worse but then resolved after moving apartments. In true LA pickup artist fashion, I live just above the Sunset Strip in West Hollywood now.

I also took a Love Systems bootcamp with Cajun and Tenmagnet. They said positive things about my game and watching them made me feel pretty good about where I am. They’re great at what they do, no doubt about it though. But I think I’m 90% there.

So stay tuned kiddies for some entertaining stories of me trying to bump fuzzies with the women of LA…...

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