Monday, September 21, 2009

Occupational Hazard

Out a our new Friday night spot. I'm dancing with a Xander special - trashy blonde with an amazing body. My buddy comes behind me and leans in my ear.

Buddy: Don't make out with her.
Me: Why?
Buddy: She just blew a guy in the alley.
Me: That's a good reason.

I walk away knowing thinking it was probably true since I saw her disappear for 20 minutes earlier in the night. I'm both grossed out and turned on.

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